I dream of Yossie

HELLO AGAIN.

It's been a really long time.

I haven't posted since her birthday, unless you count that accidental post.

Anyways..

 

Yossie+DBSK=ultimate awesome.

Except that Yunho kid is ugly.

...

Also:

 

Wow, Yossie. Since...no, you were always this hot, but since when were you using YOUR hotness to cover up a lack of Yaguchi hotness?!?!

For Yossie's birthday, I'll keep giving Yossie herself.. Time for a Yoshizawa Hitomi birthday appreciation mediaspam!!!

 

Yossie is and always will be the star of Mr. Moonlight. This performance was great, my favorite Hello! Project performance ever. Like literally, not when I say that some song is my favorite, and then I say the same thing about the song that comes on after... this is literally my favorite.

GO YOSSIE! KEEP ON OUTSHINING NACCHI WHICH IS INCREDIBLY UNFAIR BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE YOU'RE HOT.

 

 

 

HAY LOOK, some Yossie and Mako eyecandy. (Edit; I just realized they're on the same side in each picture. Lol thats funny) 

Happy birthday Yossie ♥

at least I think that's how you spell it!

Anyways! The most important day of the year. Like seriously, if I got presents too, I'd love it better than christmas.

Saturday is Yossie's birthday.

So here's a treat for her, which she'll never eat;

...I don't exactly object to eating it myself, but it would be cool if yossie showed up at my house and was all, where's my cake mofo, that would be pretty cool.

So now, all jokes about my terrible cake-writing skills aside;

 

I decided that the smily face is officially Yossie... Just now actually.

Anyways, I hope she has a great birthday. I'm sure UFA's cake making skills don't quite match up to my own, but she'll probably enjoy whatever they've baked up for her.

Even though this cake is actually two coffee cakes side by side. As Sir. Ray said, I'm pretty innovative amirite?

 At least I tried.

So if yossie reads this post, ever, I'm going to give her the best birthday present of all;

herself.

 

You're hot yossi, I hope you enjoy watching yourself full out headbash while singing. How many white guys can do that huh??

Lol I can't think of anything good to say about this one.

Er.

"I'd rather be wearing a tutu right now, so I'll pout about it until I'm in one"

 

"Did you just say what I think you said?"

 

"NO TUTU? SCREW YOU. I DEMAND A REFUND."

 

"Lawl april fools. I got you good."

 

"You don't get it? Lol shuuun"

 

"So I guess I'm the only one who laughs at my jokes"(hot picture BY THE WAY lol)

 

"I changed outfits lolol this was the closest to a tutu I could find."

 

 

"Except its not even close. Oh well, I still look cute! Hahaha"

 

 

Shit, I'm starting to sound too much like charmy... uh, new style. KIDS AND EGGS, AND EVEN YOUNGER WOTA, ENTER MY VANNNNNN and I'll give you my candy...hahahacough."

 

 

"No one entered my van. At least now I'm looking normal.

........................I forgot what I was wearing. :("

 

"Let's see if I can make this outfit look even creepier with my facial expressions. ... I think I just killed a fan. Lal it worked."

"OBJECTION!"

Charmy, you find the best pictures.

Charmy, you should stop giving me the wrong idea.

Now,

I'm not japanese, so I can't speak or read japanese.

For all I know, this song is for me..

"Kanashimi twilight"

meaning, yossie's sad because she doesn't know I exist yet, and when she knows I exist, we'll be the best friends ever.

That's the whole meaning of the song, my friends.

And give you some eyecandy.

Anyways, Yossie was in my dream again the other night.

The setting was mcdonalds..

Me and yossie were having this intense conversation about how Maimi got fired from mcdonalds recently because she hadn't brought her hat to work one to many times. But one thing confused me; yossie wasn't wearing a hat either.. so in my head I was all lol she's gonna get fired too..

and then an AKB48 girl came to work and I had this other intense conversation how they perform all the time yet she still has time to work at mcdonalds..

Yeah. It was a casually confusing dream.

 

Yossie's always been hot guys.

Heres the proof: some old photos.

 

 

 

As good as resonant blue is

It would be so much better with Yossie in it.

 

Yossie eyecandy:

 

 

I think this is her best recent hairstyle.